What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:37
No way
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Coating satellites with super-black paint Vantablack could help fight light pollution crisis - Space
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Astros Place Jacob Melton On 10-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Bruce Willis Enjoys 'Sunday Funday' With Family Amid Dementia Battle - Realtor.com
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Flyers Acquire Trevor Zegras From Anaheim - NHL.com
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Scientists learn how mosquitoes outsmart and evade human defenses - Earth.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives